Up to speed

Passengers of flight 030207, this is your captain again, and this time, to make sure I present the popular 60-40 that everybody in my vida is trying to get onto, at least under the good section, and after not having blogged for days, I definitely have had some things que paso'ing this semana pasada that are worth mentioning. I had the most lucrative week that I have ever managed in my nearly half decade of fine dining experience at Umi, and although I had to work literally 6 straight dias to get it, who's complaining. Especially when I have random bills out the ying-yang and a shopping habit that in no way reflects that fact that when I got divorced in the fall that I lost my breadwinner and that something like a recession is going on right now, but ehhhh, I'm over it. Even though I am in no way, shape, or form the prototype Christian, I think God allows me to still make money because I tithe ten percent of everything I make to church, because A. that's what the Bible says (and believe it or not, I do adhere to a few of the regulations), and B. it helps my dad out, because not many people in our congregation are actually making decent money. So yeah…without further hindrance, I present last week's sixty-forty, and I'm certain I'm going to leave out some really clutch quotes and occurrences because half the time I was blitzed and other than that, my memory is just absolute shit without a to-do list or something of the sort.

 

1. Good- Work has the best clientele ever and I raked in dinero from all sides. And a lovely patron of ours and also a local tv personality told me she'd help me come internship time because she has friends at foxsports in Atlanta when I'm ready to start getting my feet wet in sports broadcasting. Han in the dirty south? Uh oh.
   
2. Bad- Work was so busy over last week that at one point I literally felt compelled to do a line of coke, and I've never done hard drogas before, and I don't even know where I would get it, but that's how retarded flipping insane it was in there, that I felt the inner compulsions of an addict come out of me. Holy shit.
   
3. Bad- Turns out, because I'm so damn charming, the same personality that gets me money in my pocket, also penetrated one of my co-workers so substantially that he moved to the StL today (see the post underneath this for details). I'm honestly stunned and don't know when, if ever, that I'll actually be able to wrap my cabeza around this.
   
4. Good- I'm going to be doing commentary for girl's softball games at State, and maybe some baseball games if they think I'm up to it this spring, and I'm so excited to finally get on air and begin to show the mundo that I actually know what the hell I'm talking about (that yes, I'm more than tits and a teleprompter). And we've got the first pitch high and inside for ball one…oh yeahhhh.
   
5. Good- I have been able to spend quality time with my friends, and especially the Hellion, cultivating relationships (which is of utmost importance to me in my life) more and more, and even did dinner and got caught up on the life of a friend of mine that hasn't been on my radar since high school.
   
6. Bad- A decent amount of the quality time that I spent with my friends was also spent with another of my friends (although mostly evil)- cerveza. Muy mala, yo se.
   
7. Good- I am going to start running again today.
   
8. Bad- I wonder at what mile marker that I'm going to taste throwup in my mouth or start breathing so erratically from being disgustingly out of shape that I just stop.
   
9. Good- I have a couple co-workers I promised I would just throw into the sixtyforty because I love them so much and they helped me keep a lunch shift on Saturday that was absolutely starting to go sur, stay together. Thanks my dears, Raquelita y Holls.
   
10. Good- I am finally getting things off my chest again. And as it turns out, I'm sorta required to. One reason of course being for me, and two, because you guys have basically made it clear to me that you check this site everyday and you get irritated and saddened when I haven't posted. Lo siento my loves, lo siento.
    

Xoxo to all, and to all a wonderful rest of the day.