Not that I'm surprised...

Passengers aboard flight 030407, this is your extremely frazzled captain speaking. Today que paso'ed out of control much earlier than I had expected, in fact, I hadn't expected anything out of the ordinary at all hoy, except actually making it to all of my classes, but nah, mi vida could never be that facil. I was sitting in brit lit this morning, head bobbing and eyes rolling around in my head during a discussion on Dryden and satire (I know, stimulating as shit), when I started thinking about the 30 sec radio commercial I needed to have done for audio produciones, which, I had believed needed to be completo by Friday. Ummm yeah, dumbass, not so much, because when I flipped through my notes to find out the specifics I had written down on it, probably also during a tiempo when I was freaking dormir'ing all through class, and wow, the spot was due TODAY. At freaking 4 P.M. Oh, stop going nuts Han, you found out about 10 in the morning, and you had a half a minuto spot due 6 horas later. Oh but passengers, get this, I've missed so much class that I didn't even know how to properly utilize adobe audition to get the assignment done, especially not something that required 3 diff. sound sources. Long story short, I turned it in on time, but it sucked, and I only had my voice and some background music on it, of which the background music was so loud it almost drowned out my voice, which, subsequently, is the loudest of everyone I know, or so I'm told. Freaking terrific future aspiring sports broadcaster. Drag your fucking feet in your comm classes. Idiota. Sigh. I've really got to get my shit together to salvage the rest of this semester, and all I really have on my plato the rest of this week before I hit spring break is a paper and a midterm on Friday, so I should be able to handle that, but then again, its me, and for those of you who have been following this blog, or are just nueva to it, I'm sort of my own cancer. I don't fear my free radicals freaking out and creating mutant cells within me, because way to go Han, you do that on the daily. Fuck.

I'll compile tonite's 60-40 a bit later, because right now I'm drinking japanese keg beer, eating vegetable tempura and raw tuna, and pondering just where mi noche is going. Because I have a meeting @ 10 am in the morning, but no class. Ugh boy. Watch me go.